A while back the blogosphere went a little crazy with fifty things lists. I wrote one because I’m a bandwagon jumper-on-er-er. Plus memes are awesome if you have Bloggers Block.
I forgot about it filed it away safely in my drafts folder where it sat maturing like a fine wine or a particularly smelly cheese.
I’ve decided to air it out in preparation for that conference thing.
- I used to have a pack-a-day smoking habit
- Sometimes when I’m stressed or drinking (or both) I still crave one
- 3 is my favourite number
- I can only watch scary movies during the day in a well lit room
- I’m a Holden girl but drive a Ford
- I have a chronic pain condition (I’ll tell ya about it one day when I’m feeling sorry for myself) and get to have an ACROD parking permit
- I like my Vegemite kept in the cupboard, not the fridge
- I know all the lines from The Princess Bride, Drop Dead Fred, Super Troopers, The Blues Brothers and more
- I swear like a trooper – a particularly foul mouthed one
- Kissy, huggy people make me nervous but I’m workin’ on it and I’m ready to be hugged to death at AusBlogCon
- I wore braces in highschool and actually liked them
- I was a ballkid at The Hopman Cup for five years and once got hit in the leg by a Mark Philippousis serve – it left a bruise
- I don’t like coffee
- I am allergic to dogs, cats, horses, birds, pollen, dust mite, most types of grass and washing dishes
- I had weekly injections for six months so I’d be less allergic to the above (it worked except for the dishes)
- I’ve met John Travolta and been on his plane – I even have a photo of me wearing his captain’s hat
- I hate anything cherry flavoured and until recently thought that is what real cherries tasted like
- I have never sung in the shower
- Chocolate mudslides and toblerones are my favourite cocktails
- I have never broken a bone
- I have visited every state and territory in Australia, a fact that Aunty Penny is supremely jealous of even though she’s been all over Europe and I haven’t
- I don’t get the obsession with seafood
- I split my lip open when I was in year one and the resultant scar tissue means I have full lips
- I lie and say I’m a size 12 when really I’m a size 14, but I'm pretty sure the people I'm lying to can tell
- I used to have bright pink hair that was so awesome that strangers would stop me to compliment on it
- Unfortunately it got me the nickname ‘Pink Bits’ from Map Guy’s best mate. Lovely
- I disagree with the eight servings per package on a block of chocolate – it so obviously only
onetwothreefour - I went to Catholic school for 12 years and I’m an atheist
- I make lots of lists because I love ticking things off as accomplished
- I have been known to put “wake up” on some lists just so I can tick it off
- Melissa George was my rollerskating teacher
- I have a stationery fetish
- I went to Disney Land when I was 10 and Pluto stole my hat
- I don’t believe in astrology but will always read my starsign if I see it in a magazine
- My mum always baked during bad weather – as a result I get hungry every time it rains
- I come across as confident and outgoing but I’m actually desperately anxious meeting new people
- Pineapple on a pizza makes me want to puke – it’s a fruit, it does not belong on a pizza
- I have an intense phobia of feet
- The first concert I ever went to was Billy Joel during his River of Dreams tour
- I don’t like the phrase ‘my other half’ – I’m a whole person and so is Map Guy thankyouverymuch
- I’ve been to paradise but I’ve never been to me
- I quote song lyrics to make me seem mysterious and deep
- I completed two-thirds of a degree in postmodern feminism before getting sick (going crazy) and having to withdraw
- Sometimes I regret not going back to finish it but take comfort from the fact that a degree in postmodern feminism doesn’t really get you a job
- I used to be almost fluent in Auslan (Australian Sign Language) – it’s been a while since I’ve signed so I’m kinda rusty now
- I ‘accidentally’ cheated on a test in year one and have felt guilty ever since
- I play the saxophone (and the recorder, but hey, so can everyone)
- I would rather swallow razor blades than listen to Kenny G
- I was on a disability pension for four years
- A favourite childhood snack of mine was condensed milk sandwiches
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Melissa George was my brother's girlfriend when he was 11.
ReplyDeleteKissy Huggy people make me nervous too... It seems the less you know them the more they want to hug you...!!
Ooooh, I have list envy! We are so similar in so many ways (including loving making lists, obviously). BUT from one Holden girl to another - just how can you bring yourself to drive a Ford???
ReplyDeletecondensed milk sandwiches? Oh my lord. I think i need to try that!
ReplyDeleteWho puts Vegemite in the fridge?!?
ReplyDeleteOh how I ADORE lists! Making my own, and reading other peoples. Especially lists like these, because I love finding out the similarities I share with people.
ReplyDeleteWith you - my similarities:
2, 7, 9, 11 (except I hated them!), 19, 27 (although, I think you were right the first time!), 29, 36.
How do you accidentally cheat on a test??
Haha! I have a mate who used to say goodbye to his then girlfriend (now wife) on the phone by saying "kisses on all your pink bits". She works for her Dad and unbeknown to my mate, she had him on loudspeaker one day while talking to him. He happened to say his line just as her Dad walked into the room. Thankfully, he has a good sense of humour and wasn't too upset over it. :)
ReplyDeleteI have a mole on my right shoulder that is in the shape of a heart. :)
I know, the shame, the shame! It's a Territory and I love it :) I apologize to all Holden fans for crossing over to the dark side.
ReplyDeleteHas to be really fresh bread!
ReplyDeleteMy grandmother does. Every time we'd go to her house it would involve freezing cold Vegemite chunks on bread. Ick.
ReplyDeleteIt's a really long story, but walking up to hand my test in I saw the correct answer written on another girl's page and ran back to my desk to change my answer. As a result I got 100%. My first taste at being an over-achiever.
ReplyDeleteOoooh heart shaped?! That's very cool.
ReplyDeleteYou must've grown up around the same general area! I actually nearly broke her jaw once; she went to boost me up to sit on a wall and she lifted me up right in to her chin. She cried and everyone flocked around her. I had a splitting headache for a day after and no one cared... I suppose she was popular even then!
ReplyDeleteI wrote my own 50 Things list a while ago, but reading yours was so much fun it makes me want to go and write another one.
ReplyDeleteI have a bit of a list addiction too. Do you ever write things on your to do list that you know you've just completed so that you can cross them off straight away and get that wonderful feeling of accomplishment? No? Oh well, it must just be me then.
I used to eat condensed milk sandwiches as a kid too! I've never spoken with anyone else who did this. I still love condensed milk on toasted crumpets or on weetbix instead of sugar. Condensed milk = nectar of the gods.
Number 37 means we may quite possibly be soulmates.
ReplyDeleteLove this list!
I'm yet to venture out to condensed milk on anything other than bread... but I do eat it straight out of the can with a spoon :)
ReplyDelete1. I can't believe Melissa George taught you rollerskating.
ReplyDelete2. I CAN'T BELIEVE you met John Tavolta let alone get on board his jet plane!
3. I love pineapple on my pizza. :P
4. You have a great list. I love it
5. I like the razor blade than Kenny G one.
6. Your list made my day.
I look down on people who have pineapple on their pizza. My husband included.
ReplyDeleteI am a list-o-phobic. I'm terrified I'm going to forget something on my list, especially if it's written down. As a result I rely on my memory and am therefore able to blame old age when I forget tings ;-)
ReplyDeletePineapple SO belongs on a pizza!
Love your list Glowless. Hope you make it "to me" in this lifetime. x
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like pineapple on pizza because it's a fruit - what about the tomato-based sauce?
ReplyDeleteI didn't know there was such a thing as condensed milk sandwiches. Well there you go.
ReplyDeleteGuest, I know who you are! And I'm choosing to ignore your comment (because I have no answer). Have fun with Map Guy today :)
ReplyDeleteMe too, Jodie! Either that or stop quoting songs, right?
ReplyDeleteDorothy, I fear we can no longer be friends if you feel this way about pineapple. Well OK that's taking it a little far... let's just never share a pizza OK :)
ReplyDeleteI'll show the photos one day Feli :)
ReplyDeleteowh no i believe you i just cant BELIEVE that you met 2 major celeb. ahahahha
ReplyDeletewho puts their vegemite in the fridge?
ReplyDeleteSeriously?
We need to bitch slap them.
OMG! Are you serious! That is hilarious i shit you not here is why;
ReplyDeletenumbers 7,9,11 and 28 are the same lol...38 mine was Winnie the pooh who stepped on my foot have hated the pooh ever since! and so i think we shall get along swell my dear :-)))
When you meet my 90 year old Grandmother, be sure to bitch slap her! Don't worry about forgetting, I'll remind you.
ReplyDeleteHehe! I hope you kicked him in the groin like all small children should do to fluffy characters :)
ReplyDeleteMy Mum apparently ate them as a child too, because they are "better than dripping sandwiches"
ReplyDeleteI am a Holden girl and drive a Ford, too (oh the shame), I have a stationary fetish too.
ReplyDeleteGreat list, it's nice to find out more wonderful things about you xo
I love all these!!
ReplyDeleteWe have a lot in common Glowless. Although I am addicted to coffee and don't mind pineapple on a pizza, we could recite movie lines to each other and I promise I won't get all kissy huggy!
ReplyDeleteEvery Bathurst party, Map Guy uses it against me!
ReplyDeleteI had fun narrowing it down. Could have been 100 but that'd get boring to read.
ReplyDeleteWe should go to a movie trivia night together! When we win, we can shake hands :)
ReplyDeleteI have an intense foot phobia too!
ReplyDeleteSo many random things here and my biggest objection to your list is how do you NOT sing in the shower?! Lol
ReplyDeleteFabulous list. I too share your stationery fetish :O)
ReplyDeleteGreat list! loved it so much I've just done my own
ReplyDeleteLove your list! I used to have condensed milk and banana sandwiches when I was sick as a child, delicious!
ReplyDelete#7 - I don't know much about Vegemite but Marmite has to be in the cupboard - agreed!
ReplyDelete#18 - I don't think I could ever trust anyone THAT weird
#43 - I'd be more impressed if you had failed to complete the course due to being pregnant and therefore not needing a degree for work anymore - just saying... :-)
#50 me too.
Love your list. Stationary fetish, umm don't know about you but i get twitchy when i spot an Officeworks or walk past a Kikki K.
ReplyDeleteJust wondering about 45. and what lead you to becoming fluent in Auslan??
I saw the alphabet spelled out on a kid's show when I was little and it also appeared in the front of the phone book - I was hooked. I signed up for a course and when practicing one day with my sister at a train station, an interpreter saw me and offered me a job working at his shop which sold assisted listening devices. It grew form there. Sadly I don't have much to do with the Deaf community any more (since I left the job and started my career), but I absolutely love the community and the culture.
ReplyDeleteGreat list - can relate to some of them. I love stationary, can only watch scary movies during the day, I hate seafood - can't stand it and I don't like pineapple on my pizza too.....
ReplyDeleteI can't believe how many of these I can relate to - except the Melissa George one and the condensed milk sandwich... Hmm, sounds interesting! :)
ReplyDeleteLOVED hearing more about you Glowless. I'm so glad you keep your Vegemite in the cupboard. We can be friends now. Phew!
ReplyDeleteI like you. The end.
it takes more than a fire truck to stop Drop Dead Fred! :) Love that movie
ReplyDeleteIs it rude to ask what your pain condtion is? I have a couple, and it's nice sometimes to touch base with someone who gets it. (Not that it's nice you have one, of course).
ReplyDeleteoh my that last one! Yumm. I actually bought some the other day just so I can have it and never shared it with the kids. I know bad mummy. And seafood Blaah.
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