After my little breakdown earlier in the week I've had some time to think. My brain isn't too used to such deep thought so it hurt a bit. Instead of taking paracetamol like a normal person I washed down some icecream with some vodka and it made everything OK (Oooh just thought, how cool would a Fire Engine Spider be? Vodka, lemonade, cranberry juice or grenadine and icecream! That'll get those cheeks Glowin').
Anyway, where was I? Yes. Vodka. My vodka induced state allowed me to come to a decision.
And my decision is simple. I'm not going to say anything about myself as a real person. I'm going to pretend that I'm perfect and don't have a past. I'm pretty close to being perfect anyway so it won't be too hard, really.
So when you next come to Where's My Glow? you can expect non-emotional, boring drivel much like my very first posts when I had no clue what I was doing. I'd encourage you to go back and have a look at them, but really, they're quite painful to read in all their large paragraph glory, and no one should have to be put through that kind of torture.
I can hear a collective sigh of relief. "Phew! She will stop boring us with the random mopey crap and get on with the funneh and the giveaways!". You got it, sister. Sing like no one is listening, dance like no one is watching and blog like your Mother In Law is reading. Wicked. Done.
To celebrate my shutting up, I'll hand it over to you to FlogYoBlog.
The Rules
(As stolen from Lori, thus making Baby Jesus cry... sorry)
- Follow Where's My Glow?
- Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
- Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
- Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your blog URL)
- Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger (Be nice and spread the comment love)
- The list will be open for linkyers on Fridays (and for the foreigners Friday as well)
- A new and fresh linky list will open every Friday. And you will have to link up AGAIN. The previous link list does not carry over to the following week
- Because I live in
DullsvillePerth the list will open around 7am AWST - I'm not getting up at 5am and the last time I scheduled a post it didn't work
If you haven't figured it out already, this is my pathetic attempt at an April Fool's joke. I was gonna say I was pregnant, but Map Guy may have fainted. You'll be returned to your regular Bloggy programme complete with some funny, some mopey, some heartwarming (gag) and some random posts - also known as whatever happens to pop in to my head. Thanks for coming along for the ride!
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ahh just let all the mopey shit out via twitter.
ReplyDeleteOr just set up a livejournal ;) it's great for that!
seconding the livejournal!
ReplyDeletehmmm.. I really should do this folgyoblog thing, but my brain doesnt like thinking about trying to understand how it works... im so slow (and should be working anyway hehehehe)
ReplyDeleteYou got me glowless!
ReplyDelete*giggles* Sorry to be laughing, but when I read "blog like your Mother in law is reading", it just burbled up inside and burst out.
ReplyDeleteI DO blog like my Mother is reading. *I have a hidden blog as well - which I delete every month* Because My Mother IS reading. And she calls everytime I post or put up a facebook message that she thinks is something "we need to discuss". My biggest online rebellion is to keep my nickname Deviantess. She is married to a man whose nickname is Kinky, she can just cope with it. *yes, that's my Dad. Apple, tree, all that.*
It's so much fun to find people like yourself online, but the time when that was feasible has gone. I am still going through the net deleting things from 1999. The internet IS forever and only write what you are willing to cop the flak from.
It's not as much fun, though. *hugs*
Thanks for tonight's headline cocktail. But I only have red cordial, so that will have to do. Yummo. I've earnt it after finally working out to Flog my blog. I'd bow - but that's scarily close to a stomach crunch, and I'm not sure I'd recover. I'm secretly sure you added the 'Add your link' button in order to dumb it down for little old me. Bless you G Lady!
ReplyDeleteHmmmm... Are you April foolin' us? I'm going to have to go back and read this mopey now to see what you were up to.
ReplyDeleteOMG! You so got me! Happy Flogyoblog day xo
ReplyDeleteI was about to post a rude comment about how I wasn't going to like you any more, but thankfully, I then read the rest of the post. Don't change. Be yourself. If you can't be yourself, maybe just stop blogging publicly and have a secret blog....
ReplyDeleteYou mean we are actually supposed to read your posts? Well you learn something new every day... have a good Weekend!
ReplyDeleteThe thought of my MIL reading my blog...? Hmmmm..... Thank god she doesn't know how to use a computer!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggles! :)
I LOVE the April Fool pic!
ReplyDeleteThank you for keeping us entertained :)
ReplyDeleteGlad I could make you giggle :) My MIL has only recently got a computer, she knows I blog but doesn't really know what a blog is. She gets updates from her brother who reads it though!
ReplyDeleteKudos for flogging!
ReplyDeleteYep I'm just foolin' :P Couldn't resist!
ReplyDeleteReasons Why Twitter is Great #251 - Can let the mopey shit out.
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty simple, Tork. Just click 'Add Your Link' then fill in the three fields - name, email and url. Voila!
ReplyDelete:D
ReplyDeleteThank you Miss Becky, thanks for linking up!
ReplyDeleteI added the Mr T photo to make it more obvious cos I was thinking people would zoom past the text :P
ReplyDeleteMy pleasure, Kellie!
ReplyDeleteShit no, Glen. Don't read them. They're only there to look pretty!
ReplyDeleteGotta love Mr T!
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome, Marthese! Thanks for linking up
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