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Friday, August 19, 2011

FlogYoBlog Friday - The International Bad Poetry Day Edition

There was a girl hosting The Flog,
With a new edition each time on her blog,
But it had been a tough week,
And she felt pretty bleak,
So she just found an interesting day to name it after and figured that would do.

Howdy Floggers! It's International Bad Poetry Day, could you tell?

Yes, there is such a day (I know, I was surprised too). Well actually it was the 18th but for half the world it still will be when this goes live, so that's good enough for me!

Feel like winning something? Write me a bad poem below and the best of the worst will win... I dunno yet, but I'll get ya something pretty from Typo. 

Let's Flog, baby.

The Rules
(As stolen from Lori, thus making Baby Jesus cry... sorry)
  1. Follow Where's My Glow? 
  2. Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
  3. Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
  4. Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
  5. Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger (Be nice and spread the comment love)
  6. The list will be open for linkyers on Fridays (and for the foreigners Friday as well)
  7. A new and fresh linky list will open every Friday. And you will have to link up AGAIN. The previous link list does not carry over to the following week
  8. Because I live in Dullsville Perth the list will open around 7am AWST - I'm not getting up at 5am and the last time I scheduled a post it didn't work.

FYBF

FlogYoBlog Friday 19/08

1. Grab your equal love button here!  48. Dessert at Quirk - A Photo Essay @ Red Strawberries  
2. Tenielle @ Sweet Soft Smudge breaks the rules  49. Five Little Reasons  
3. The Cranky Old Man  50. A Little Motivation  
4. Things that make Becci sad  51. One World, Many Stories - book week  
5. Nobashake - Getting out  52. Just Jess- "Natural" Birth  
6. a pastiche - snow  53. Win a Pizza Maker  
7. Mich - Little school Vs Big School  54. NappyDaze - boys will be boys?  
8. Free Hugalugs with every GlowJob  55. HOW I GLUED MY WEDDING RING  
9. I wish I had a teeny Weeny  56. Non Domestik Goddess  
10. Mixed Gems - Anthems for the Sleep Deprived  57. Seanalucy@me.comna's kids review uDraw GameTablet  
11. Share Your Birthing Story  58. Thankful for family  
12. Brass In My Pocket - The Husband Saved my Soul  59. Bed Ridden  
13. Goog Vlog: Make Your Comments Count  60. oh how we change  
14. ATBTG - My best friend isn't 12...  61. Bookcase Blitz or How to Kill Your Husband...  
15. DIY Gourmet Dips  62. Rhi @ Hummingbird's Song  
16. Peggy (The Mama Diaries)  63. Mama Grace on rubbing some of her "Indo-ness'" to her twins  
17. {Sakura Haruka} Universal Studios Singapore  64. Park Confessional  
18. Are you taking the puss??  65. Things I Know About Solo Parenting  
19. tme - me and you monday  66. Flowers in my Words  
20. Where have all the nude rugby fans gone?  67. Hoot the Owl birthday cake in pictures  
21. Don't Hate On Me @ The Mummy Autobiography  68. Lifeasmummymax - 1st birthday  
22. Parental Parody  69. Kirsty@MyHomeTruths - 10 Things About Me  
23. Vodka-spiked smoothies & caramel milkshakes.  70. $50 for oral... no butts!  
24. The things a toddler will punish you for  71. Becky and James | Hot Chocolate and Broken Dreams  
25. Dannie  72. Lil-Going Left  
26. Wednesdays From The Womb - Week 32  73. Shaker Fries Are Back!  
27. Maid In Australia  74. Why I take Nuts And Bolts to a Birthday Party  
28. Parenting Jekyll and Hyde  75. Mrs Woog got hissed at when she said Weetbix at the Kelloggs Factory.  
29. Because, quite frankly, I couldn't be bothered.  76. Maxabella loves... defining real  
30. cooking with S - spinach and cheese triangles  77. Some days I know things @ Help!Mum  
31. This Proud Mama @ Such A Beautiful Life  78. My Pigeon Pair ~ What's for dinner?  
32. How To Get Anything That's Important To You  79. Why three year old's know everything  
33. Turn your kid into a Scientist  80. mums the word~ insight into infertility  
34. Five 'look on the bright side' thoughts for living with a Peanut Allergy  81. MomAgain@40  
35. ATT: Android Users  82. Veggie Mama: dying at Lord of the Fries  
36. Overthinking?  83. Finding My New Normal  
37. A Little Space Like Home  84. Good Enough Mum - AHM  
38. TWO years domain and hosting giveaway at MummyK's  85. Laughing at my mummy brain  
39. Sshh Mummys on the Phone - Heart  86. picklebums - am shareing my bad poetry...  
40. Perpetually Me- Dude, Where's My Couch?  87. Salamander  
41. Finding my zen, my eyes and a little retail therapy  88. Stranger Than Fiction aka Yeran  
42. Fussy Eater's Mum  89. Pampers&Pinot: Guilt is new to me  
43. Where did that come from?  90. Hespera's Garden  
44. Massage and Kids  91. Hola Amigos!  
45. Queensland Girl-For Daniel  92. Your Crowning Glory  
46. What are you enjoying at the moment?  93. notthatgoodofaperson  
47. BABY PHOTOS and city2surf awesomeness  94. Breaking news smell increases your sexual desire  

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P.S. Many thanks to everyone who sent me lovely tweets, comments and emails over the past weeks sending prayers, thoughts and well wishes to my family. It is so very much appreciated. I actually find it really hard to reply to them and I'm not entirely sure why xxx

28 comments:

  1. Jess @ Diary of a SAHMAugust 19, 2011 at 7:19 AM

    In an effort to boost my blog views
    And draw more followers than just 62
    I've wished for a teeny Weeny
    That cannot be seeny
    And Glowless I've flogged it with you!

    ReplyDelete
  2. toushkaAugust 19, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    you might like this one I wrote almost exactly a year ago for another fybf http://www.toushkalee.com/2010/08/image-from-talented-rainforestharley-on.html
    it's really bad poetry

    ReplyDelete
  3. WanderlustAugust 19, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    There's a day for everything, isn't there? But I kinda like bad poetry...

    ReplyDelete
  4. Miss PinkAugust 19, 2011 at 7:38 AM

    This is my poem for you,
    It's really quite good for a chew,
    So gimme the prize
    Of proportionous size
    Because I freaking LOVE Typo

    ReplyDelete
  5. KristieAugust 19, 2011 at 7:42 AM

    (I find it really really hard to reply to all my comments and tweets and emails at the moment too...  Thankyou doesn't convey what I want to say, and after saying it for a bit, the word is a bit overused for me...  )

    And here is the worst I can do on short notice :P

    I like to write a bit of prose
    about life and love and beauty of a rose
    but the truth is right now I suck
    and my kid is always running amok
    time is certainly not on my side
    And poetry rules I just don't abide
    So I'll fumble my way through writing
    something bad and truly frightening
    So celebrate, hip hip horray
    It's international bad poetry day...

    ReplyDelete
  6. bronnie marquardtAugust 19, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    A blogger named Maid In Australia
    Found the cure for whatever ails ya
    Now don't be a snob, but
    It involves a Glow Job
    And maybe a trip to Tasmania!

    ReplyDelete
  7. Mia's MumAugust 19, 2011 at 8:34 AM

    On Fridays it's time for FlogYoBlog
    This week I won't be able to go the whole hog
    I'm afraid I'm feeling weak
    Out of time and a little bleak
    But a pressie would cheer up this old dog! :)

    Awful, just awful......I can't believe I'm about to put this out there for all to see.
     

    ReplyDelete
  8. Bianca WordleyAugust 19, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    There is a chick called Trae,
    Who smiles the day away
    She loves to cook
    I bet she has a mean right hook
    And she and Tricky play all day, Hoorah!

    ReplyDelete
  9. BeccibirdAugust 19, 2011 at 8:58 AM

    I might be the Queen of Bad Poetry,
    But its all in the way you put your symmetry
    of words and timing and stuff
    And there you have it, puff!

    ReplyDelete
  10. BeccibirdAugust 19, 2011 at 9:01 AM

    I know how you feel about the replying, I'm still working out how I'm supposed to feel about my mum passing away in June. But please know I'm thinking of you too. xx

    ReplyDelete
  11. PennyAugust 19, 2011 at 9:12 AM

    I have a secret confession
    Which I'll divulge in this FYBF session
    I want the award
    For a poem that is flawed
    So I can feed my Typo obsession

    ReplyDelete
  12. ♥α§ђ£ε¥™♥August 19, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    I was a little late
    On flog yo blog Friday....
    Oops!

    I once heard that a poem
    Does not always have to rhyme
    However, when I write poems
    They rhyme most of the time.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Fussy Eater's MumAugust 19, 2011 at 9:18 AM

    There is nothing quite like a Flog,
    except for a good Glow Job!
    So I've added a post,
    and I don't want to boast,
    but it tells why you can't help but love Glowless!

    ReplyDelete
  14. Nicola HoganAugust 19, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    Hey there Glowless, this one came from the top of my head...enjoy!

    There was once an old lady named Madge,
    Who had an incredibly sore Vag.
    Not from the babies she'd birthed
    Nor the guy with the big girth.
    No, it was the pin from her badge.

    She sat on it quite late,
    After finishing her nice date
    Surprising herself with the prick,
    In pain she screamed "Shit a brick!"
    "Now I won't be able to mate"

    So ladies, do take heed,
    Listen to my good deed
    and don't end up like Madge.
    Close the clasp on your badge
    It's not for your Vag, this I'm sure we're all agreed!

    I can't stop laughing! I have surprised myself at this little imaginative poem of mine!

    Have a fab day!

    Nicola

    ReplyDelete
  15. Melissa - Mum's the WordAugust 19, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    Glowless, I love your blog
    You manage to make me laugh and cry
    You're insightful and funny
    And a gorgeous mummy
    And your oreo macaron's made me high

    I'm new to writing on the net
    You're an inspiration to me, most def
    I use blogspot as my host,
    And these links to the weeks best posts
    Are my highlight of FYOBF!!

    ReplyDelete
  16. Eloise VerlaqueAugust 19, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    I love Japanese Haiku poetry
    Eating too many strawberries give me hives
    That is all good bye

    ReplyDelete
  17. GraceAugust 19, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    So here comes Mama Grace
    Who's always in your face
    Who has twins but tries to stay sane
    But instead has a constant fog in her brain...
    How was that ?  Yes ?  Yes ?
    Bad poetry, yes ?

    ReplyDelete
  18. Jane HouseAugust 19, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    I think that if we make a competition for bad poetry we will see that it has more fans than the good poetry... :)

    ReplyDelete
  19. sarah braaksmaAugust 19, 2011 at 4:07 PM

    Im Mums the Word
    and I have heard
    that glowless's quite a girl
    shes cool, shes kinds
    she blogs as she finds
    so Im having a flogyoblog whirl

    heehee! happy friday peoples x

    ReplyDelete
  20. Tenielle ReidAugust 19, 2011 at 4:08 PM

    My blog is Swet soft smudge
    And I'm not a stick in the mud
    That doesn't quite rhyme
    So I'll give you the time
    Oh crap I thought it was six-oh-one.

    ReplyDelete
  21. MomAgain@40August 19, 2011 at 5:35 PM

    My bad poem:

    I am an older mom
    I have lots of fun
    wiping a bum
    playing in the sun
    with my little one

    ReplyDelete
  22. KatepickleAugust 19, 2011 at 8:09 PM

    What you mean I coulda just shared my crap poem in the comments? I didn't have to torture my blog readers with it??? bugger

    ReplyDelete
  23. GlowlessAugust 19, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    Exactly, Kristie. I find I write reply emails that are really long and then just delete it and don't send anything.

    ReplyDelete
  24. Becky from Becky and JamesAugust 19, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    For TYPO goods I'd do most anything,
    I might even get up and sing,
    Just for the divine Miss Glow,
    I will proudly show,
    My out-of-tune melody,
    Which some may regard a felony.

    - I am REALLY bad a poetry. I always hated having to do it in English.

    ReplyDelete
  25. Bobbi Renee Hass-BurlesonAugust 19, 2011 at 11:09 PM

    I couldn't get the button to work. But I did follow both of your blogs :) if you would still like to take a look at mine it is http://bobbiskozykitchen.blogspot.com

    ReplyDelete
  26. Kristy LorenzenAugust 20, 2011 at 2:16 AM

    Bad poetry is in the eye of the beholder...here's my stab:

    Thank god it's Friday
    Because if it wasn't I just may
    Die.

    ReplyDelete
  27. YeranAugust 21, 2011 at 6:52 PM

    it has taken me a few days to think of some bad poetry.. so sorry it's taken me so long :-S

    There once was a blogger named Glowless,
    who had the best blogging prowess,
    she knew how to rock a post and a page,
    and now her blog is all the rage,
    so make sure you flog yo blog here and no less...

    ok so I'm a suck hole right?!? lol I do hero worship you though... =)


     
     

    ReplyDelete
  28. GlowlessAugust 26, 2011 at 9:02 PM

    Eloise, I cannot go past an allergen filled haiku. You've got yourself some Typo goodies. Email me your postal address glowless@wheresmyglow.com

    ReplyDelete

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