It's FlogYoBlog Friday. Your chance to be involved in a fabulous blog hop. FlogYoBlog will not only promote your blog, but it will also:
- make your skin clearer*
- remove unwanted body hair*
- tone and tighten your abs*
- lift and shape your breasts*
- cook a roast chicken to perfection*
- improve your sex life*
But wait, there's more.
A free set of steak knives!!! Everyone needs steak knives right!!
But there's still more! Right now when you Flog there's a special offer. If you call Global Glow Direct now on 1800 SCAM YOU you'll receive not one but TWO useless bonus gifts of whatever I was selling at this time last year that I can't get rid of!
Flog NOW!
*individual results may vary
How to FlogYoBlog
- Follow Where's My Glow? (yep, I like seeing the numbers go up, sue me)
- Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
- Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
- Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
- Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love
Bah ha ha! Remember Tim Shaw from Demtel? As a kid my friend and I used to act out his infomercials to our poor parents - we even invented our own brand range of washing powders, "big it" and "little it" which would alter the size of your clothes should you outgrow them/ over "big it" them..... Ah to be 7 again...
ReplyDeleteHey, Glow, can your deal stop grey hair? And wrinkles too?
ReplyDeleteLove the infomercial edition!!!
ReplyDeleteThese days, anyone who thinks they can guarantee to improve my sex life is an obvious scam. Twins are a bullet-proof form of contraception.
ReplyDeleteLOL LOVE this post. I want mah free steak knives damnit!!
ReplyDeletefree steak knives?? Hell yeah! bahahaha great post!
ReplyDeleteI haven't gotten the promised steak knives yet. I get the feeling this is a sham.
ReplyDeletePS Cranky Old Man's link isn't working, just an fyi
Okay, I've flogged. Now, where's my clear skin and taut abs? Not to mention the steak knives ... xo
ReplyDeleteIf I buy the giant cupcake pan too, will you throw in an Australian visa? Thanks muchly.
ReplyDeleteHave to love free steak knives!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to see you try & tone & tighten my abs right now! :P
ReplyDeleteWhen I was pregnant was the only time I had rock hard abs :)
ReplyDeleteWe're all out of Australian visas right now... we do have some spare New Zealand ones though. Close enough, right?
ReplyDeleteI prefer free steak over free steak knives.
ReplyDeletePlease allow 6-8 years for delivery of the knives.
ReplyDeleteI haz disclaimer :P I think toddlers should be taken to highschools as part of sex education. Babies are cute, lots of people want babies... it's the toddlers that are hard!
ReplyDeleteThanks Leanne. I had a different one ready to go and didn't like it, so I was up very late trying to think of what else to do when the Ahhhhhhhhhhh Bra add came on :P
ReplyDeleteNo.
ReplyDeleteNo, but for an extra 5 payments of $29.99 I can throw in a jar of "I can't believe it's not botox" and a bucket of hair dye.
ReplyDeleteCheck your letter box...
ReplyDeleteI already posted them. If they don't arrive it's not my fault, OK?
ReplyDeleteYou gotta give it a bit of time...
ReplyDeleteI'm not linking unless it cures my creasey old lady chest. You can get that sorted out can't you?
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing that information! It's amazing, I want something for my cellulite problem, what can you recommend me?
ReplyDeleteRemoval Company
Is it because I'm American? Are you prejudiced against my kind????
ReplyDeleteNot at all. Australian visas only.
ReplyDeleteI'll put in a request to head office
ReplyDeleteFor $299 I can tell you...
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