CHOGM has hit Perth and we are all in lock down. Well, close enough, anyway. But at least we get a public holiday - one they took off us earlier in the year and moved to today... so we have the day off and can't go anywhere or we'll be arrested. Or something like that. But we can get a free train ride to the locked down city where all the shops are closed for the public holiday... I'm thinking someone didn't think this through.
Now I'm a fan of cool acronyms, but CHOGM sounds like it should be something to do with trains, so with that in mind I've come up with some of my own:
Chuggington Has Only Gone Mental
Chocolate Houses Often Go Melty
Charming Hats On Ginormous Men
Cars Have Oily Grey Mufflers
Chickens Hatch On Grainy Mounds
Choke Hold On Great Mountains
Could Havianas Over Grills Melt?
Cookies Happen Outside Gourmet Mouths
Tell me your best CHOGM and then FLOGM.
How to FlogYoBlog
- Follow Where's My Glow?
- Bow down at the alter of Mummy Time; Blog-goddess, all round groovy gal and creator of FYBF
- Grab the FYBF button and post it on your sidebar or in the post you're linking up
- Link in your favourite/best post from the week (don't just put your homepage URL)
- Follow at least 1 linkyer/blogger then be nice and spread the comment love
Oh I would absolutely love it if it was a public holiday here tomorrow. Alas it isn't.
ReplyDeleteCarla Has One Great Man…..see I am nice to him sometimes!!!!! Is it just me or is the actual 'link your blog' button missing???? I dunno, it's early and I haven't had coffee yet……..
ReplyDeleteI'm wishing I had a public holiday today. It's show day in my town and I live across the road from the showground. Our public holiday is on Tuesday because of Melbourne Cup day. Having a public holiday on a Tuesday sucks because I still have to go to work on Monday. Of course, I could have used annual leave to take Monday off, but that would leave me a day short over the Christmas stand down period of which I have to take the whole month off because of my move/posting.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, I hope you enjoy your free train ride. Children Have Only Great Memories of the queen. :)
It's amazing, I'm early!
ReplyDeleteNever mind….it's back. Good morning Cookie Monster!
ReplyDeleteChildren Have Outrageous Germs Man!
ReplyDeleteHehehe you said muffler. Muff!
ReplyDeleteYou are way too clever and creative, for your own good! x
ReplyDeleteI haz no idea what CHOGM is.
ReplyDeleteI loved this post. You are so fucking clever xxxx
ReplyDeleteYou were just a tad too early!!!
ReplyDeleteI heart you even more today. Awesome post and you have such a way with the acronyms oh blogging oracle.
ReplyDeleteCrowning Hair Of Glowing Mane - I know, I know, it doesn't really make sense, but you know me and your hair. I had to try and work one in there!
Children Hate Old Grey Meatballs - *ahem* or so I assume....
Cocktails Heart Old Gross Men - as in beer goggles, making them look better. *ahem* or so I assume....
Okay we've done this before via email and you kicked my acronym ass then too. So I'll shut up now.
Peace out
Love your list and Parental Parody has got it going too. So here I go...
ReplyDeleteChicks Have Overly Good Manners
Chick Has Outrageous Groovey Moves
Cocktails Have Ongoing Good Motives
Christmas Hats Outlive Good Mittens
I'm grasping at straws now....
CrashBoy Has Overstepped Grumpy Mark. The kid is doing my head in. There will be post, oh boy will there be a post!
ReplyDeleteCOULD HUNGRY OFFSPRING'S GOBBLE MANNERS! Thanks for putting the fun in my day. Cheers SpecialK xx
ReplyDeleteCaptain Hook ogles girl-man.
ReplyDeleteChocolate Haters only get Moody...
ReplyDeletelove that you payed with the letters and I bet it only took you a couple of minutes to come up with that list - clever you! (remembering your whiplash fast response to HFSM!!)
This silly American had to Google CHOGM and has no good acronyms up her sleeve. I'm actually dreading holidays, any kind of them, because it means that my family is at home, and they are constantly trying to bug the hell out of me. I like when they're at school and work. Wow, now I just sound lazy. Soon enough, I'll have a job, soon enough. I won't know what days I have off, though, so I won't be looking forward to weekends, or even "Tuesday to Thursday"....just whatever day of the week I happen to have off. Yay? Have a good....CHOGM....
ReplyDeleteNawww that's a really good one, I've been watching the kids line up to give her flowers and some had cameras - how great would those photos be?! Right up close!
ReplyDeleteMy goodness you've never been that high up the list before! Insomnia?
ReplyDeleteToo true! Tricky is a snot factory at the moment!
ReplyDeleteTee hee hee :P
ReplyDeleteTell my year 10 creative writing teacher that... :P
ReplyDeleteDo you live under a ROCKM? :P
ReplyDelete@woogsworld Chuey Has Only Great Meat. Now I'm not just clever, I'm a fucking legend! #CHOGM
ReplyDeleteIs there a way we can put boobs in to CHOGM? Chesty Harlots Only Get Manhandled
ReplyDeleteLOVE!!! Cocktails and groovy moooooves!
ReplyDeleteOh dear! May today be quick and the naps be long!
ReplyDeleteThanks for linking up, you've got the hang of it now for sure!
ReplyDeleteI wasn't aware he was that way inclined.
ReplyDeleteToo true, chocolate makes everything better
ReplyDeleteNot surprised you didn't know, I doubt it would rate a mention in non-Commonwealth countries... unless the protests got out of hand :P
ReplyDeleteheh - I like the Christmas hats one! :D
ReplyDeleteCopious Humpers Often Grow Moustaches
ReplyDeleteCan Hippies Occupy Great Manors? Well? Can they? lol
ReplyDeleteIt's the end of the day and I still can't put one together. I had a shot at #2 comment and am not #35. I started with "Camel humps over...." then got stuck. I did think "Come Home Our Great Monarch" but I'm not really sure if someone might get offended by that. Could go either way between the monarchists and republications. Ah well. I just wanted to add that you have one great, witty mind there. I don't know how you keep coming up with themes for FYBF. You are brilliant! P.S: Good to see the weird blog stuff from this morning has been sorted out.
ReplyDeleteIt's the end of the day and I still can't put one together. I had a shot at #2 comment and am not #35. I started with "Camel humps over...." then got stuck. I did think "Come Home Our Great Monarch" but I'm not really sure if someone might get offended by that. Could go either way between the monarchists and republications. Ah well. I just wanted to add that you have one great, witty mind there. I don't know how you keep coming up with themes for FYBF. You are brilliant! P.S: Good to see the weird blog stuff from this morning has been sorted out.
ReplyDeleteBluey and his conjunctivitis...yuck.
ReplyDeleteI said soon enough I'd have a job, 3 days later I got hired on at JCPenney, 5 days later confirmed after criminal background check. Now I'm really dreading the holidays.
ReplyDeleteToo many other protests (Occupy) for any other protests to get any coverage
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