"Make a square cake," she said.
"Have teddies on it," she said.
"Choose your own theme, be original, and make sure everything on it is entirely edible."
I wondered what I could possibly create. It's my beginner's class but be buggered if I was going to create a picnic scene like most of the other students. I had to do something a little bit different. Something funny. Or stupid.
The looks from the other students when I took this in to class were priceless. Behold, the entirely edible 50 Shades of Teddies:
What is a cake without a ball gag, gas mask, handcuffs, whips, restraints, discarded underwear and a threesome?
Would you serve this at a naughty party? Could you eat it?