"Have teddies on it," she said.
"Choose your own theme, be original, and make sure everything on it is entirely edible."
I wondered what I could possibly create. It's my beginner's class but be buggered if I was going to create a picnic scene like most of the other students. I had to do something a little bit different. Something funny. Or stupid.
The looks from the other students when I took this in to class were priceless. Behold, the entirely edible 50 Shades of Teddies:
What is a cake without a ball gag, gas mask, handcuffs, whips, restraints, discarded underwear and a threesome?
Would you serve this at a naughty party? Could you eat it?
Laughing so hard I may have peed a little. Brilliant. I would have LOVED to have seen the other faces!
ReplyDeleteBloody hilarious!
ReplyDeleteLove this so much! If only the actual book had included a threesome it might have been vaguely interesting past the first few 'scenes'....
ReplyDeleteI just spat my chai latte, RFLMAO!!! I would eat it!
ReplyDeleteOh you better have gotten an A++
ReplyDeleteThis is AWESOME. I wouldn't throw a naughty party but I'd serve this up for any occasion....ok maybe not for a kids party because I just don't want to deal with the questions.
Amazing. You may have discovered a niche market in the cake decorating business right there. I'd buy one!!!
ReplyDeleteGold! Please tell me there were some older, stately CWA type ladies in your class ;)
ReplyDeleteWhahaha! LOVE it! creative and definitely an ORIGINAL!!
ReplyDeleteYum! I'd eat it. Smeared all over my tastefully restrained partner :)
ReplyDeleteMy teacher was actually away sick, so the owner of the business took our class... she's in her early 60's, took one look at it and said "I'm not even sure what's happening here!" and walked away pretty quickly!!! :D
ReplyDeleteUse leather. Doesn't pinch :P
ReplyDeleteI'm pleased to announce it was the only bondage cake there!
ReplyDeleteHens parties a specialty!
ReplyDeleteI kept it covered around the house as I was making it, didn't want Tricky to see it! He's too little to understand but still, not for little eyes!
ReplyDeleteMmmmm yummy bondage cake!
ReplyDeleteHAHA totally!!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Carli! It was fun to make :)
ReplyDeleteThe older ladies looked a tad uncomfortable and the ones my age just laughed. The one young girl didn't know where to look!
ReplyDelete5***** brilliant x
ReplyDeleteI want to say you are so talented but it feels so wrong to then admit I've studied it in any way (your cake, not the book). But.... you ARE. So talented!
ReplyDeletethey all look rather startled.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD! bwahahaahhh.. that is all. oh and YOU FREAKING GENIUS. ....
ReplyDeleteROFLMFAO that is hilarious! Talk about having your mind in the gutter! Yes, I would indeed serve this! hahahaha. Well done. Love it. Sharing it!
ReplyDeleteI love this, totally awesome
ReplyDeleteThanks Nathalie!!! x
ReplyDeleteDon't study it too hard, there are lots of mistakes!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA :) x
ReplyDeleteWell can you blame them?
ReplyDeleteHaha Meagan! Genius or slightly perverted?
ReplyDeleteMy mind has been firmly in the gutter for many years now. It's only now coming to light though!
ReplyDeleteThanks Michelle!
ReplyDeletethat's for a beginners class? Fantastic work. I'm all horned up AND hungry now though... :-)
ReplyDeleteIn the advanced class the teddies would be having sex...
ReplyDeleteOMG im missing out!!
ReplyDeleteclass next year just wont be the same hahaha
Hope you're having a fab time touring the world, Natasha!
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