The list of things
Miranda Kerr and I have in common is growing. Exponentially it would seem. We've both married hot dudes, popped out a kid and breastfed it, we're both naturally brunette, um, we're both women, err, we're both Australian. OK so it's a pretty short list of the clutching at straws variety. But now I can add that
we're both in this month's CLEO magazine.
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She's on the cover. I'm on page 75. WE'RE PRACTICALLY TWINS!
You know how
I hate it when people spell out acronyms? Well I'm gonna break my own rule here and say this:
OH.
EM.
FUCKING.
GEE.
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Yours truly is mentioned in an article about how to deal
with online trolls. The article, as you can see with the little pink haired dude above (remember them?), is called "I stood up to my troll", and
references my first proper
Twitter troll
who I managed to track down by going all CSI on his ass.
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I know I should be all aloof and shit and make people believe that this is nothing, but if I'm honest, which is kinda the whole point of this here blog, I'm as happy as a chick with carbs, which is apt because I
am a chick who is carb loading by inhaling vast quantities of choc macadamia cookies. How else would I celebrate seeing my name, my
real name, in a national magazine?
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The article is a bit longer than that and has a few different ways of dealing with trolls. My section contains an F bomb, albeit with a strategically placed asterisk, though this time it's not my potty mouth, it was the troll. If you're bored at the checkouts you should totally read it.
Now please excuse me while I go update my media kit with "as featured in CLEO". Do you think it's too much to get it printed on a t-shirt?
